Everybody loves receiving blowjobs but not everybody loves giving them. This is of course understandable since lots of guys are dirty pigs with stinky cocks and smelly balls. Unfortunately these dirt bags have damaged a large percentage of the female population with their bad hygiene so we have to find alternative ways of getting head. If you’re not lucky enough to find a girl that loves licking balls, giving blowjobs and oral sex in general here are some methods for simulating the feeling of fellatio.
List with the Best Blowjob Simulator Sex Toys
Fleshlight Swallow (Mouth and Throat Sex Toy)
The best and most realistic feeling blowjob Fleshlight is the Misty Stone version because she got a real set of cock sucking lips. The Jenna Haze and Stoya swallow Fleshlight also have great blowjob lips. The super skin material acts like real human lips when you stroke them up and down your cock. The Fleshlight sleeve is also very tight and simulates the sensation of a deepthroat blowjob very well. via Fleshlight.com
AutoBlow (Automatic Blowjob Simulator)
The Autoblow material doesn’t feel as good as the Fleshlight but it has a motor so you just hit the button and it will suck your cock automatically. It is kinda noisy so if you don’t live by yourself you might want to reconsider and buy a more discreet sex toy. via RoboticBlowjob.com
Tenga Sex Toy (Amazing Suction)
The vacuum suction of the Tenga is amazing, so makes for an excellent blowjob simulator. The Tenga onacup masturbator toy is pretty cheap but can only be used a couple of times since it’s made to be disposable. via Pinkcherry.com
Suck Your Own Cock – That’s Free!
What’s that old saying? If you want something done you are going to have to do it yourself! Well, if you can’t find a women to blow you and don’t want to spend money on sex toys that simulate blowjobs you are going to have to start doing yoga until you can preform oral sex on yourself.
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